Amazon's been hanging out in the park a lot lately. Mostly, he likes to keep to the trees and people-watch. It is fortunate that he cannot read, otherwise he would have had more of a problem with her flagrant disregard for the "do not walk on grass" sign. But what he does have a problem with is the way she kicked that puppy.

He jumps out of a nearby tree. "Rargh!" He looks rather cross standing there in his loincloth like the jungle man he is. "Bad! No kick dog!"