[ oh it doesn't matter if you don't know about basketball, because you're about to learn whether you like it or not. ]

I'm point guard! Or I will be, anyway! Because I'm really small and fast, get it? And point guard has to control the ball and make sure it gets to the right person when it needs to be there!

I'm not tall enough to be shooting guard [ as ironic as that would be ] but I'm still a good player!

[ which would be easier to believe if you weren't launching your ball at passers-by, Mato. ]