[Guh, of course everyone thinks he's an escaped zoo cat. Life is hard.

He starts thrashing his tail, just out of sheer annoyance of the inescapable fact that humans are afraid of him.]

And that's what everyone says--

I talk because I used to be human, and I have a chip in my brain.

[A low rumble is heard as he shifts his weight.]

If I let you go you're not going to try to catch me again, are you?