"Just give me a three-count before we have to bail!" Shepard shouted over the noise of the rotors. Because, seriously, there was no way the chopper was going to last through that, and there are certain advantages to having anti-gravity powers when forced to jump out of an aircraft.

To that end, she harnessed her SMG and moved toward the center of the chopper, ready to grab Kerbal-X and the other, younger-looking hero.

"What's your name?" she asked.