Rumblr-Lifestyles of the Rich and Pointless

[rose_liberated]

Rozalin had not intended for things to get like this. She was simply...playing with her new toys. Namely, her professionally decorated penthouse, her outrageously expensive customized smartphone, and the Internet. Which was, after all, for uploading pictures of her dresses, her decorations, her incredibly expensive art and all the rest. After all, was not all media for self-glorification on some level? People would see this and understand how utterly powerful she was, to have so many beautiful and useless things.

So why was everyone seemingly intent on mocking her ruthlessly in the comments section after that one rumblr had taken her photos and posted them on it's main page? Like any Internet warrior convinced people are wrong Rozalin taps out her missive to the universe, powered by pure vitrol.

Needless to say, it would not end well.

[OOC: Rozalin has posted pictures of wealth that would make a Russian Oligarch blanch at the waste of it. Your character comments on said wealth and earns an inept flame from Rozalin. Things escalate from there. I encourage everyone to use their imagination for exactly what Rozalin has in her penthouse that's so crazy and outrageous.]

Comments

[rose_liberated]

Hmph. Well, I suppose one must keep the noise levels down to maintain peace with one's neighbors.

[sonicheart]

R... Right.

[rose_liberated]

Of course I am.

[sonicheart]

Please tell me you can actually keep to that maybe.

[rose_liberated]

Gunfire will be kept to a minimum, I assure you.

[sonicheart]

... The Omegafriends are going to end up at your house soon aren't they?

[rose_liberated]

If any come in uninvited, they will hear my displeasure.

[sonicheart]

No, it'd be to save you from something like invading villains.

[rose_liberated]

They they will know my displeasure! I am not going to be a meek captive if they try to invade this place!

[sonicheart]

It wouldn't be the OMegafriends invading... And, uh, most supervillains here just wouldn't care.

[rose_liberated]

Only because they do not know who they would be trifling with. They would rethink their lives of crime after a foolish clash with me.

[ [Still not used to this whole mortal and weakened thing] ]

[sonicheart]

... Erm, wait, so you're a super?

[rose_liberated]

Well...no. But I have a pistol.

[sonicheart]

That's not going to help.

[rose_liberated]

What do you mean it's not going to help? Noble Rose is the very best gun there is.

[sonicheart]

Because every two-bit no-name villain and Omegafriend has some way to be either effectively or actually bulletproof?

[rose_liberated]

Effective or actual, there is bulletproof and then there is bulletproof. And the difference between the two is night and day.

[sonicheart]

Sure. There's "The bullet hit me and I ignored it", and then there's "the bullet is now flying at you instead of me", and also "the bullet just made me stronger." And "You missed," never forget that one.

Supers just sort of work like that when it comes to guns.

[rose_liberated]

I am adamant that with enough gun all problems can be solved.

...I just need more of it.

[sonicheart]

... Trust me, that's not a very good attitude to take around here.

[rose_liberated]

And why not?

[sonicheart]

It's just part of Venture. Guns are almost never effective without some sort of magic or laser tech.

[rose_liberated]

Hmph. Well I'm not about to sink to fisticuffs or dueling swords for home defense.

[sonicheart]

Right. Good luck with that.