Rumblr-Lifestyles of the Rich and Pointless

[rose_liberated]

Rozalin had not intended for things to get like this. She was simply...playing with her new toys. Namely, her professionally decorated penthouse, her outrageously expensive customized smartphone, and the Internet. Which was, after all, for uploading pictures of her dresses, her decorations, her incredibly expensive art and all the rest. After all, was not all media for self-glorification on some level? People would see this and understand how utterly powerful she was, to have so many beautiful and useless things.

So why was everyone seemingly intent on mocking her ruthlessly in the comments section after that one rumblr had taken her photos and posted them on it's main page? Like any Internet warrior convinced people are wrong Rozalin taps out her missive to the universe, powered by pure vitrol.

Needless to say, it would not end well.

[OOC: Rozalin has posted pictures of wealth that would make a Russian Oligarch blanch at the waste of it. Your character comments on said wealth and earns an inept flame from Rozalin. Things escalate from there. I encourage everyone to use their imagination for exactly what Rozalin has in her penthouse that's so crazy and outrageous.]

Comments

Re: Text

[rose_liberated]

It is in fact a Vacherin d'alpage, with finely shredded white truffles for added flavor.

The third one has been covered in gold leaf to give it a sense of mystery-only by breaking the gold will you discover the true flavor.

Re: Text

[stinglikeabat]

[ Joachim is in that narrow window of well-bred enough to know more or less what that is and unrefined enough to not really appreciate it. ]

You can say swiss cheese w/mushrooms it's easier to spell

[ On the other hand, oh no, silly and trivial mysteries! His one true weakness. He types up a follow-up reply after pondering the enigma on his own for a few seconds. ]

...Do you know what's in it?

[rose_liberated]

You could do that if you were utterly without class and sophistication, yes.

[Rozalin, contrawise, lives only for these pointless status-enforcing things.]


Well, yes. I tried some after I took the photo.

[stinglikeabat]

So what was it?? Don't leave me hanging!!

[rose_liberated]

Hmmmmm.

No. No, I think I will 'leave you hanging'.

[stinglikeabat]

I bet you don't know after all! D<

[ Sour grapes, Joachim. Sour grapes. ]

[rose_liberated]

[It was in fact, a honey-caramel desert blend.]

And I think you are leaping to unfair conclusions.

[stinglikeabat]

Of course I am! I'm on the internet!

[rose_liberated]

Then I won't stop you from making even more of them.