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[hotter_thanthe_sun]

[the image turns on, showing a blonde young woman sitting at a desk in what looks like a very ramshackle office. She's wearing a yellow domino mask]

So, I guess it's time I stopped draggin' my heels on this. Name's Golden Dragon!

Iiiiii'm not an Omegafriend, but I got this watch saying I'm buddy buddy with you guys. I like helping the little guy, so I'm sort of running this "heroes for hire" thing...

Errr. Not that I'm charging people for saving them, I just think there should be someone on the streets that people can approach with their problems, you know?

Of course, making some money would help... especially when the roof leaks...

So yeah! Any of you guys neeed help, you best be dragon yourself down here, m'kay? Heh heh heh...

[and the rest of the video is Yang laughing at her own bad joke]

Comments

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[sociallyawkward]

Did something blow up!? Yang, he self-destructed his entire secret base! [ She sounds way too excited about that. ]

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[hotter_thanthe_sun]

And on your first day as a hero! I... I'm tearing up!

What did you decide your hero name was?!

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[sociallyawkward]

I-

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[sociallyawkward]

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[sociallyawkward]

....Weeeeell... about that, actually........


Ikindadidntuseaheronameactually.

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[hotter_thanthe_sun]

... Ruby! What did we say the first rule of being a hero was?! Protect your identity!

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[sociallyawkward]

But Yaaaang! It's not like I chose to do it! He had a hostage, and he called me out!

[ There's a supervillain out there with a legitimate interest in Ruby's civilian identity, take that in Yang. ]

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[hotter_thanthe_sun]

... wait.

He called you out, specifically?

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[sociallyawkward]

Well, yeah. I mean, he didn't call me out to beat him up, but he was all "If you don't fight these other people I tell you to then I'll kill my hostages!" all villain-like you know?

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[hotter_thanthe_sun]

So...

You're saying he already knew things about you.

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[sociallyawkward]

Well... a little? Like he knew my name and where I live and about Crescent Rose and Uncle Qrow... and he kept opening up video chats on my laptop... [ ...How does Ruby even afford a laptop when Yang lives in a dump? The world will never know. ]

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[hotter_thanthe_sun]

[oh yeah. She's pissed now]

Ruby. Turn your laptop off right now.

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[sociallyawkward]

Whooooa, chill out there big sis. I already cleaned it. It's good.

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[hotter_thanthe_sun]

I'm not taking chances. If you hear anything else from this guy, I wanna know right away, got it?!