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[forgottendecade]

A -- private message posted for Wild Tiger on the Omeganet:
if you are still interested in that suit, it is done
--Rider


B -- on Rumblr -- this account usually is full of reblogs of fancy technology, odd machines, superheroes with odd gimmicks, and once and a while questions that seem a little weird. This is one of those posts:

how many people have heard of the term kamen rider? if not that, how many know what a driver is?

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B and I should be very sorry

[gigigigigigi]

[Amazon cannot read. Amazon cannot computer. But through some strange, not at all contrived twist of fate, someone left a laptop out in the open unattended at the park, and they were browsing Rumblr, and Amazon is curious.]

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[Amazon is also randomly pressing buttons.]

[forgottendecade]

[wait what? did someone's pet decide to type for them?]

are you okay?

[gigigigigigi]

[He's fine, some guy in the park is debating approaching the weirdo in the loincloth to get his laptop back, and now he's pressing another button. He is also rather surprised that there are MORE THINGS appearing on the screen!]

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[forgottendecade]

i think you should tell your cat to stop playing on the keyboard

[gigigigigigi]

[Amazon will just continue responding with all the literary flair he can muster.]

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[At the same time, there's a post to that Rumblr account from the account owner's phone. It's a picture of Amazon poking at the laptop captioned "help I left my laptop in the park and now this guy has it and im afraid to get it back."]

[forgottendecade]

[ he checks the new post, snorts to himself and then responds to the poster. ]

try luring him away with a banana? or any food?

[gigigigigigi]

[There is a very long delay until the next response goes up. It is accompanied by a picture of Amazon up a tree with a banana and a fedora on his head. There's also another message: "but now how do i get my hat back."]

[forgottendecade]

that is something you may need to figure out yourself