001 ▼ voice

[insertmoviereferencehere]

Hey dudes! Uhh, I'm in need of some technical assistance. Any good techno geeks out there? Don't worry, I'm not trying to create a doomsday device or anything. Just need help with wiring stuff. You see, usually by brother does all those important techie stuff but...uhh...he's not here right now.

Any interested parties get free pizza and the honor of meeting my best pal Klunky. Just meet me outside the Pizza Corner.

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voice

[getoutofmylab]

"I... don't know how much help I could be, but I can certainly come over and we can try to figure it out together."

The feed ends-- but then immediately starts up again.

"But, ah, pizza will not really be necessary. No offense, just, ah, I might be lactose intolerant, and ah... better safe than sorry, yes?"

[insertmoviereferencehere]

LACTOSE INTOLERANT!? You poor sweet innocent stranger!

[getoutofmylab]

"It comes with being an herbivore, I'm afraid."