Rumblr-Lifestyles of the Rich and Pointless

[rose_liberated]

Rozalin had not intended for things to get like this. She was simply...playing with her new toys. Namely, her professionally decorated penthouse, her outrageously expensive customized smartphone, and the Internet. Which was, after all, for uploading pictures of her dresses, her decorations, her incredibly expensive art and all the rest. After all, was not all media for self-glorification on some level? People would see this and understand how utterly powerful she was, to have so many beautiful and useless things.

So why was everyone seemingly intent on mocking her ruthlessly in the comments section after that one rumblr had taken her photos and posted them on it's main page? Like any Internet warrior convinced people are wrong Rozalin taps out her missive to the universe, powered by pure vitrol.

Needless to say, it would not end well.

[OOC: Rozalin has posted pictures of wealth that would make a Russian Oligarch blanch at the waste of it. Your character comments on said wealth and earns an inept flame from Rozalin. Things escalate from there. I encourage everyone to use their imagination for exactly what Rozalin has in her penthouse that's so crazy and outrageous.]

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[sonicheart]

That background view's sorta familiar.

... I guess this explains why the penthouse right above me was so loud yesterday.

[Lori Hamilton: Even more socially inept than Rozalin.]

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[rose_liberated]

It is now the best penthouse in the city, I dare say. But some people seem to not be aware of that!

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[sonicheart]

This is going to result in media investigations isn't it? They'll be asking all the neighbors questions and all that.

[rose_liberated]

They may investigate how I can have so much style and grace, but their efforts will be in vain.

[sonicheart]

... Yeah, that won't be what they're investigating, you know that right?

[rose_liberated]

...They would not have any reason to investigate other things, would they?

[sonicheart]

You've made yourself out to be an excessively showy rich jerk. They'll find some way to mud your reputation, and fast, and it could make the entire complex look bad.

Don't go to the press. Seriously.

Signed, your also-rich-thank-you-very-much neighbor.

[rose_liberated]

But where is the point in having more money than most nations if I cannot flaunt it?

[sonicheart]

... Flaunting it causes trouble, though. That's bad. Especially for everyone around you.

[rose_liberated]

Hmph. Well, I suppose one must keep the noise levels down to maintain peace with one's neighbors.

[sonicheart]

R... Right.

[rose_liberated]

Of course I am.

[sonicheart]

Please tell me you can actually keep to that maybe.

[rose_liberated]

Gunfire will be kept to a minimum, I assure you.

[sonicheart]

... The Omegafriends are going to end up at your house soon aren't they?

[rose_liberated]

If any come in uninvited, they will hear my displeasure.

[sonicheart]

No, it'd be to save you from something like invading villains.

[rose_liberated]

They they will know my displeasure! I am not going to be a meek captive if they try to invade this place!

[sonicheart]

It wouldn't be the OMegafriends invading... And, uh, most supervillains here just wouldn't care.

[rose_liberated]

Only because they do not know who they would be trifling with. They would rethink their lives of crime after a foolish clash with me.

[ [Still not used to this whole mortal and weakened thing] ]

[sonicheart]

... Erm, wait, so you're a super?

[rose_liberated]

Well...no. But I have a pistol.

[sonicheart]

That's not going to help.

[rose_liberated]

What do you mean it's not going to help? Noble Rose is the very best gun there is.

[sonicheart]

Because every two-bit no-name villain and Omegafriend has some way to be either effectively or actually bulletproof?