smartassrationale: (Don't worry so much green eyes)
Augustus ([personal profile] smartassrationale) wrote in [community profile] omegafriends2014-06-07 11:55 pm

Case 001 - [Action/Television advertisement]

[For those watching select channels, an advertisement appears on TV. The shot opens on an office. The tall chair on the other side of the desk is turn around, hiding the person in it from view. There is some soft music in the background as someone starts to speak.]

Are you having relationship issues? Have things been going missing from your home? Do you suspect someone close to you of hiding things? Or perhaps you need information for some reason? You need not look farther than Cat's Eye Private Investigators.

[The logo of a cat eye inside of a magnifying glass appears on the screen.]

When the police just can't get the job done or you need someone you know you can trust, we are here. Call us anytime or some down to our office anytime.

[The number and address flash across the screen. The chair turns around to show a cat person actually being the one sitting in the chair.]

We're one of a kind private investigators. We're also currently interviewing for positions for junior investigators. Interested in a field of investigations? Come on down and we'll have a little chat.

[The logo flashes again, with the number and address before the advertisement comes to a close.]

[Augustus is in the office. The advertisement is debuting today. Now it is only a matter of time before new cases some in, hopefully. The cat boy is bored. No leads or interesting cases in weeks now. There have been things about here and there but nothing the feline is wanting to get into just yet. Better to sit back and see how they play out. Though he is willing to take anything that walks through that door at this rate.]
fabricati_diem_pvnc: (Looks like a long night boys)

[personal profile] fabricati_diem_pvnc 2014-06-09 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Vimes is glaring at his TV. "When the police just can't get the job done" is it?]
fabricati_diem_pvnc: (I've had better days...)

[personal profile] fabricati_diem_pvnc 2014-06-13 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Contemplating whether or not you can arrest someone for trying too hard.]
usedrapidspin: (Oh really?)

[personal profile] usedrapidspin 2014-06-11 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That ad is a little hard on the police don't you think?

[Tails is sitting in a chair beside the file cabinet, reading the newest issue of a technology magazine. There's an ad there too and he's just read it.]
usedrapidspin: (That's an interesting thought.)

[personal profile] usedrapidspin 2014-06-12 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think most people can stop a supervillain. But you could be a little less harsh in trying to be honest.
usedrapidspin: (Oh ha ha...)

[personal profile] usedrapidspin 2014-06-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not about not sugarcoating, it's about using tact. Tails clearly has more to say on the matter, but he just turns the page.]

Action

[personal profile] steamboatkilly 2014-06-13 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Peacock doesn't bother with trivial things like "calling ahead" or "knocking". Instead, she just kicks the door to Augustus's office in, nearly booting it off of the hinges. She has important business to attend to and flimsy wooden obstructions will not slow her one bit!]

Yer that detective fella, right? From the ads?

[She remembers, because they came up at least three times between reruns of "Annie: Girl of the Stars".]

I got a little somethin' needs takin' care of.

Action

[personal profile] steamboatkilly 2014-06-13 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Peacock. Like the bird.

[She pulls up a chair, leans back, and kicks her feet up right on Augustus's desk.]

Was thinkin' ya could keep a private eye on someone for me.

[personal profile] steamboatkilly 2014-06-14 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Scientist fella, name'a Avian.

[She pulls a photo from somewhere behind her back and slides it across the desk. Yep, that sure is a science man.]

Just need ya to keep tabs on him, make sure he doesn't fly the coop, see?

[personal profile] steamboatkilly 2014-06-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Call it forty an' seventy five and you got yerself a client, puddy tat!

[Of course she's going to try and haggle this down. Of course.]

[personal profile] steamboatkilly 2014-06-18 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
["Peacock" and "sensible" are not words you see in the same sentence very often.]

Guy's a shut-in, doesn't get outside the lab much. But he's a real big name-type, so ya shouldn't have a whole heap'a trouble findin' him!