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smartassrationale[For those watching select channels, an advertisement appears on TV. The shot opens on an office. The tall chair on the other side of the desk is turn around, hiding the person in it from view. There is some soft music in the background as someone starts to speak.]
Are you having relationship issues? Have things been going missing from your home? Do you suspect someone close to you of hiding things? Or perhaps you need information for some reason? You need not look farther than Cat's Eye Private Investigators.
[The logo of a cat eye inside of a magnifying glass appears on the screen.]
When the police just can't get the job done or you need someone you know you can trust, we are here. Call us anytime or some down to our office anytime.
[The number and address flash across the screen. The chair turns around to show a cat person actually being the one sitting in the chair.]
We're one of a kind private investigators. We're also currently interviewing for positions for junior investigators. Interested in a field of investigations? Come on down and we'll have a little chat.
[The logo flashes again, with the number and address before the advertisement comes to a close.]
[Augustus is in the office. The advertisement is debuting today. Now it is only a matter of time before new cases some in, hopefully. The cat boy is bored. No leads or interesting cases in weeks now. There have been things about here and there but nothing the feline is wanting to get into just yet. Better to sit back and see how they play out. Though he is willing to take anything that walks through that door at this rate.]
Are you having relationship issues? Have things been going missing from your home? Do you suspect someone close to you of hiding things? Or perhaps you need information for some reason? You need not look farther than Cat's Eye Private Investigators.
[The logo of a cat eye inside of a magnifying glass appears on the screen.]
When the police just can't get the job done or you need someone you know you can trust, we are here. Call us anytime or some down to our office anytime.
[The number and address flash across the screen. The chair turns around to show a cat person actually being the one sitting in the chair.]
We're one of a kind private investigators. We're also currently interviewing for positions for junior investigators. Interested in a field of investigations? Come on down and we'll have a little chat.
[The logo flashes again, with the number and address before the advertisement comes to a close.]
[Augustus is in the office. The advertisement is debuting today. Now it is only a matter of time before new cases some in, hopefully. The cat boy is bored. No leads or interesting cases in weeks now. There have been things about here and there but nothing the feline is wanting to get into just yet. Better to sit back and see how they play out. Though he is willing to take anything that walks through that door at this rate.]
