[video - pirated signal broadcast]

[ivegotthemasterplan]

[the image comes on, revealing a man with an orange mustache and a red suit standing in a room under a single light]

So, I feel that it was time enough for it. We seem to be in the midst of a surge of activity on part of both heroes and villains in this city, and I wanted to personally bid you all a warm greeting.

I am the great, the powerful, the brilliant Dr. Eggman! You may have encountered my robotic legions in the past, or you may simply know me by reputation. I assure you, it quite precedes me!

For all you heroes, I'd like to thank you personally for playing this game. On behalf of all us visionaries and so-called villains, I have to say, it'd be quite boring without your efforts to stop us. That said, while you've been passable, it behooves you to, how do you say, step it up.

As for my brothers-in-evil, well... I'd personally like to offer my assistance. It'd be much better if we all worked together to make a name for ourselves, hm? It'd be so petty of us to fight amongst ourselves... even if it would be quite amusing!

That's all I wanted to say, really. All of you have a nice day, alright? I assure you, many worse ones are coming!

((OOC: Eggman is broadcasting his own signal to all compatible devices. Basically, if it can receive a signal and play video and audio, you can view this))

Comments

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

And what do we have here? A fan?

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[high_on_daylight]

Something of the sort.

I'm just a student at Crookston right now; we study some of the more interesting villains, and what I've read about you - all secondhand, I'm sure - belies a rather impressive potential.

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

Crookston, eh? Fine school, fine school. They keep asking me to come give a lecture on applied robotics.

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[high_on_daylight]

Seems the administration really respects you, then; they don't ask just anyone to guest-lecture.

Not that I blame you for declining.

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

It has mostly been a scheduling matter, to be frank.

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[high_on_daylight]

Time is always such a limit on the small scale, isn't it?

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

In a manner of speaking.

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[high_on_daylight]

Someday then, mayhap.

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

Perhaps. I've got several speeches written already.

... Just need to ensure I don't accidentally bring the one I've prepared for the day I have the leader of the Omegafriends at my mercy.

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[high_on_daylight]

You would not be the first to make a wrong speech mistake like that.

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

Nevertheless, it's an embarrassment I want to avoid.

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[high_on_daylight]

I suspect that's one reason Crookston puts so much into teaching improv...

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

Ah, improv. The most evil of comedic stylings.

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[high_on_daylight]

And yet so very effective.

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

Indeed, my dead. Indeeeeed.

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[high_on_daylight]

It's all about lateral thinking. Just like so many other important villain skills.

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

So many skills in general. I mean, they come in handy in being a roboticist after all.

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[high_on_daylight]

And so many other kinds of professional besides.

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

Well, most professions are inherently evil, you know.

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[high_on_daylight]

'To Live' is to 'Do Evil'.

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

Exactly, my dear. Exactly.

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[ivegotthemasterplan]

((That should be "dear". Orz))