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[bun_bun_maru]

[Posted to the Venture City High School forums, which I just decided are a thing.]

Greetings, citizens! Some of you may be hearing some unsettling rumors about the future of the School Newspaper. I am here to assure you all that, aside from the one about the restraining order, they are completely correct!

I, Aya Shameimaru, am stepping down as chief editor. The newspaper will hereafter be left in the capable hands of my former associates. Going forward, I shall be moving on to pastures new, at a little place called the Daily Venture! Maybe you've heard of it. It's only the most widely-distributed newspaper in Venture City. I'm working for them now. For money, even.

That is all. Some of you, I shall no doubt see over the summer. For the rest of you, I look forward to our next meeting come senior year!

The truth waits for no one,
Aya Shameimaru, Teen Reporter

[Yes, she actually signed her message as Teen Reporter.]