[Any street in Venture City, middle of the day]After exposure to the Gem of Pandora, there's a new Slade in town today - a more boisterous Slade. Instead of skulking in the shadows, he is out in middle of the street in broad daylight.
Singing.Behind him, he has two of his robot commandos with him, blasting what sounds like
Flash by Queen (without the lyrics) and apparently acting as backup singers and dancers.
*Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum*
Slade: "SLADE!"
Commandos: "AHHHahhhah!"
Slade: "The hero who's fabulous!"
*Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum*
Slade: "SLADE!"
Commandos: "AHHHahhh!"
Slade: "Saves the day without a fuss!"
*Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum*
*Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum*
Slade: "SLADE!"
Commandos: "AHHHahhh!"
Slade: "Does the impossible!"
*Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum*
Slade: "SLADE!"
Commandos: "AHHHahhh!"
Slade: "Stops the villains most volatile!"
*Jammin' electric guitar*
Slade and commandos in chorus: "He's for every one of us, stand for every one of us, He saves with a mighty hand every man, every woman, every child, with his mighty staff!"
((Feel free to join in, try to stop him, or just stare in disbelief.))