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omegafriends2014-06-04 09:07 pm
feelingincredible) wrote in omegafriends2014-06-04 09:07 pm
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Dr. Devious, truly a deadly foe if ever we faced one! But never fear, Omegafriends, for evil never triumphs in the end!
As to Dr. Devious, I have faced her ilk before. I'm confident she'll fold nicely under a direct confrontation, but actually MANAGING that confrontation is surprisingly tricky. Have any of you considered searching for her lair instead of her device? Doing what a mastermind suggests you do rarely works out well.
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[Robert Parr: ordinary citizen and definitely NOT a retired superhero. Today he's taken a stop on his way home from work to do some every day heroism: Pick up the dry cleaning, grab some ground beef for dinner, and look into getting the car window replaced. As such, any other totally ordinary citizens of Venture City can find a large, extremely bored looking man at the dry cleaners, the supermarket, or the autoshop. Ah, the daily grind!]
[Later, at home]
As always, Bob getting home is accompanied by a slight jolt through the house as he closes the door. Fortunately, the house was built with super strength in mind. He's only accidentally pulled the door off of the hinges ONCE.
"I'm home! They were out of the normal beef, so I had to get the organic kind."
As to Dr. Devious, I have faced her ilk before. I'm confident she'll fold nicely under a direct confrontation, but actually MANAGING that confrontation is surprisingly tricky. Have any of you considered searching for her lair instead of her device? Doing what a mastermind suggests you do rarely works out well.
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[Robert Parr: ordinary citizen and definitely NOT a retired superhero. Today he's taken a stop on his way home from work to do some every day heroism: Pick up the dry cleaning, grab some ground beef for dinner, and look into getting the car window replaced. As such, any other totally ordinary citizens of Venture City can find a large, extremely bored looking man at the dry cleaners, the supermarket, or the autoshop. Ah, the daily grind!]
[Later, at home]
As always, Bob getting home is accompanied by a slight jolt through the house as he closes the door. Fortunately, the house was built with super strength in mind. He's only accidentally pulled the door off of the hinges ONCE.
"I'm home! They were out of the normal beef, so I had to get the organic kind."
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[Speaking of meeting someone at the store, Helen suddenly remembers she hasn't told Bob about Blake.]
"So, uh, speaking of meeting people at the store... I kind of caught a girl trying to shoplift food at the market yesterday..."
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That was different, obviously. He gave Helen a friendly one-armed hug.
"Well. I think feeding hungry children is a level of heroism we can deal with, right?"
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"So, I got to talking to her, and she seemed like a really nice girl. A little... "in her shell", but...
I gave her our phone number. Told her to give us a call if she needed something. So, if a girl named Blake calls..."
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