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omegafriends2014-06-06 09:23 pm
badbadguy) wrote in omegafriends2014-06-06 09:23 pm
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#001 - Action
[Did you know that National Donut Day was a thing? Because Westar didn't. Or at least, he didn't until about an hour ago, when he overheard some people mention it. And, well... What was he supposed to do, just ignore it? No, that wouldn't be his style.
So instead he went to Venture City's popular donut shop, The Hole Thing, and bought all of the donuts.
This sounds like a comical exaggeration.
It isn't.
Westar, in his Hayato disguise, can be found in the park. Surrounded by boxes and boxes of donuts. Seriously, stacks of them. There's basically a fort of donut boxes in the middle of the park. A few boxes are already empty by now and he's already working his way through the next one. With impressive speed, at that. You might be thinking to yourself that it is literally impossible to eat all those donuts by yourself, but... He sure is trying his best.
...More importantly, how did he even afford all those donuts? Maybe it's better not to know.
Approach the strange, donut-obsessed weirdo at your own risk.]
So instead he went to Venture City's popular donut shop, The Hole Thing, and bought all of the donuts.
This sounds like a comical exaggeration.
It isn't.
Westar, in his Hayato disguise, can be found in the park. Surrounded by boxes and boxes of donuts. Seriously, stacks of them. There's basically a fort of donut boxes in the middle of the park. A few boxes are already empty by now and he's already working his way through the next one. With impressive speed, at that. You might be thinking to yourself that it is literally impossible to eat all those donuts by yourself, but... He sure is trying his best.
...More importantly, how did he even afford all those donuts? Maybe it's better not to know.
Approach the strange, donut-obsessed weirdo at your own risk.]
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[At Westar's leave, Stinkor snatches up a box of doughnuts and holds it high above his head.]
Yes! These doughnuts will belong to Stinkor!
[... And then he promptly sits down on the grass and starts chomping away.
The grass appears to be withering a little around him.]
1/2
[Of course, Labyrinth isn't big on the whole 'people enjoying themselves in any way' thing.]
Eating them is making me feel almost completely recharged. How wonderfu-
2/2
Wait a second.]
Ah...
[He stops eating and stares at the donut in his hand.]
But they're easily available to our opponents... and everyone else in this city as well. They must be experiencing a great amount of happiness because of this.
...Not good. That's not good at all.
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Still, Westar raises a good point and Stinkor abruptly stops his devouring. A piece of half-chewed doughnut falls from his jaws in sudden realization.]
Ah! Doughnuts bring happiness to others?
[He's suddenly staring down at those doughnuts in horror. HOW COULD YOU BETRAY HIM, DOUGHNUTS?!]
If Stinkor allows that, then Skeletor will be very angry with Stinkor!
[Skeletor doesn't care at all, you losers.]no subject
[And to make matters worse he's been handing them out to basically everyone. Not that he's even really thinking about that right now, but let's not forget that that is a thing he did.]
This is really bad. [And then he stops himself as he realizes something.] Well, they can't get these donuts, at least. But they sold a lot more than just donuts...
We need to do something about this right away!