#001 - Action

[badbadguy]

[Did you know that National Donut Day was a thing? Because Westar didn't. Or at least, he didn't until about an hour ago, when he overheard some people mention it. And, well... What was he supposed to do, just ignore it? No, that wouldn't be his style.

So instead he went to Venture City's popular donut shop, The Hole Thing, and bought all of the donuts.

This sounds like a comical exaggeration.

It isn't.

Westar, in his Hayato disguise, can be found in the park. Surrounded by boxes and boxes of donuts. Seriously, stacks of them. There's basically a fort of donut boxes in the middle of the park. A few boxes are already empty by now and he's already working his way through the next one. With impressive speed, at that. You might be thinking to yourself that it is literally impossible to eat all those donuts by yourself, but... He sure is trying his best.

...More importantly, how did he even afford all those donuts? Maybe it's better not to know.

Approach the strange, donut-obsessed weirdo at your own risk.]

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[sociallyawkward]

[ Like a bloodhound on the scent of its prey, Ruby was too following her nose in search of that which eluded her. She had gone to the local donut place, The Hole Thing, in commemoration of the finest day of the year. But it had been in vain, as they had been, somehow, against all odds and reason and practicality, sold out.

But that didn't stop her nose from leading her to the next donut shop. Except, instead of a shop, it ended up being the park, where a strange man sat surrounded by donuts. ]

Oh wow, look at all those donuts!

[ Be her new best friend please? ]

[evil_warriors]

[Westar... did you actually just head out into Venture City, enemy territory just to acquire massive amounts of doughnuts....

WITHOUT SHARING WITH YOUR BUDDY?!

The tellatale stink is the first sign that something's up and then mere moments later the head of the powerfully pungent and pugnacious Stinkor pops up over them.]

Doughnuts! Delicious, sweet doughnuts! Share them with Stinkor!

[redfleurette]

[Another black hole of a stomach appears!]

That sure is a lot of donuts! Did you make this fort by yourself?

[pega_pony_princess]

"Oh wow, a box fort!"

It's only after appreciating the architecture - nay, the sheer artistry - of the fort that Cynthia realizes there's totally a guy in the middle of the fort and that he's eating stuff from the boxes.

"...hey, what are those round things you're eating?"

[astronomically]

[ Mato might not have the investigative skills of other heroes, but when the local donut store tells you a blonde guy bought literally all of the donuts and you happen to be friends with a blonde guy who has an unhealthy addiction to the delicious sugary things, the dots kind of connect themselves.

And besides, those donuts stink of sugar. Seriously, she's following the smell like a cartoon mouse going after a chunk of cheese.

And she looks utterly unsurprised to see the donut fort and it's occupant -- just the opposite. She walks over and stands on tiptoe to peek over the top of the boxes and gives him a cheery salute. ]

Permission to enter the fort requested, Sir Hayato!