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omegafriends2014-06-06 09:23 pm
badbadguy) wrote in omegafriends2014-06-06 09:23 pm
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#001 - Action
[Did you know that National Donut Day was a thing? Because Westar didn't. Or at least, he didn't until about an hour ago, when he overheard some people mention it. And, well... What was he supposed to do, just ignore it? No, that wouldn't be his style.
So instead he went to Venture City's popular donut shop, The Hole Thing, and bought all of the donuts.
This sounds like a comical exaggeration.
It isn't.
Westar, in his Hayato disguise, can be found in the park. Surrounded by boxes and boxes of donuts. Seriously, stacks of them. There's basically a fort of donut boxes in the middle of the park. A few boxes are already empty by now and he's already working his way through the next one. With impressive speed, at that. You might be thinking to yourself that it is literally impossible to eat all those donuts by yourself, but... He sure is trying his best.
...More importantly, how did he even afford all those donuts? Maybe it's better not to know.
Approach the strange, donut-obsessed weirdo at your own risk.]
So instead he went to Venture City's popular donut shop, The Hole Thing, and bought all of the donuts.
This sounds like a comical exaggeration.
It isn't.
Westar, in his Hayato disguise, can be found in the park. Surrounded by boxes and boxes of donuts. Seriously, stacks of them. There's basically a fort of donut boxes in the middle of the park. A few boxes are already empty by now and he's already working his way through the next one. With impressive speed, at that. You might be thinking to yourself that it is literally impossible to eat all those donuts by yourself, but... He sure is trying his best.
...More importantly, how did he even afford all those donuts? Maybe it's better not to know.
Approach the strange, donut-obsessed weirdo at your own risk.]
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[And then he pauses because, uh... good question. He just stares at some of the empty boxes.]
Uh.
[...]
A lot. I lost count.
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Or we could just keep eating.
[ ... she says as she takes a massive bite out of another doughnut with an expression of pure bliss on her face. ]
How did you manage to buy them all, anyway? This isn't just a ton of donuts, this is all of them!
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[Considering his definition of 'all the donuts', he's, uh...
Probably being very literal when he's talking about all his money.
Which he totally acquired by legal and ethical means clearly, because it's not like he's evil and took all the money he found when he turned an ATM into a monster or anything like that. Don't be absurd.]
A brilliant plan, right?
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That's real donut dedication! And since you're pouring so much money into the donut economy, that can only mean we'll get more donuts out of it!
[ 'donut' has ceased to sound like a word, but that isn't going to stop Mato from cracking open another box and digging into some chocolate donuts. Bliss. ]
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[Seriously his entire plan had been just...
> Buy a ton of donuts
> Eat them
...which, let's be real, is more thought than Westar usually puts into his plans.]
It's a good thing, too, as I still have much to learn when it comes to donuts. I didn't even know some of these flavors existed.