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omegafriends2014-09-09 09:25 pm
badbadguy) wrote in omegafriends2014-09-09 09:25 pm
#002 - Rumblr/Action
A - Text
[Surprisingly, Westar actually does have a Rumblr account. Two of them. One for his regular identity, not really used that much. And one for his alter ego, Hayato. Mostly used for posting and reblogging pictures of food. Because what else would you use this for, right? Today, though, there's a small text post.
It's not private to friends, so anyone is free to respond to it... If they actually want to.]
okay so how can you be sure youre dying?
if it feels like youre dying thats probably enough right? wait does this mean i have to write a will because ive never written a will before. i have no idea what to even write in one.
......im pretty sure that this is what dying feels like though. if i stop posting assume i died.
B - Action
[Despite that little drama, this idiot is not dying. At all.
He isn't looking too good, though. He's lying on a park bench, awfully pale. If you get close enough, you may notice he's sweating.
...Yeah, he just has a fever.
He's holding a pen, staring at a piece of paper that is completely empty... except for the word 'WILL' at the top. All caps, bold.
Guess who has literally never been sick before and is freaking out needlessly? Yeah.]
[Surprisingly, Westar actually does have a Rumblr account. Two of them. One for his regular identity, not really used that much. And one for his alter ego, Hayato. Mostly used for posting and reblogging pictures of food. Because what else would you use this for, right? Today, though, there's a small text post.
It's not private to friends, so anyone is free to respond to it... If they actually want to.]
okay so how can you be sure youre dying?
if it feels like youre dying thats probably enough right? wait does this mean i have to write a will because ive never written a will before. i have no idea what to even write in one.
......im pretty sure that this is what dying feels like though. if i stop posting assume i died.
B - Action
[Despite that little drama, this idiot is not dying. At all.
He isn't looking too good, though. He's lying on a park bench, awfully pale. If you get close enough, you may notice he's sweating.
...Yeah, he just has a fever.
He's holding a pen, staring at a piece of paper that is completely empty... except for the word 'WILL' at the top. All caps, bold.
Guess who has literally never been sick before and is freaking out needlessly? Yeah.]
text; ahahaha beautiful
waIT WHAT
OH NO THIS IS BAD
WHAT DO I DO??? YOUVE BEEN CURSED BEFORE YOURE THE EXPERT!!!
[...Westar will believe just about anything.]
anon trolling forevers~
i think you have to do something with chickens
i don't remember exactly
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PLEASE TRY TO REMEMBER
THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH. AND I REALLY PREFER LIFE OVER DEATH TO BE HONEST.
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i think i'm remembering a bit
first get a purple chicken can you do that?
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i don't know? i didnt know chickens came in that color arent they all just white and stuff???
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that is brilliant. i will do that.
[The sad thing is that he's 100% sincere right now.]
once ive done that though what then?
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make sure its purple too
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Okay, uh. That's... That's a little weird. But this person is the expert, so who is he to question this advice?]
uh
well
okay if you say so
ill get one... somehow.
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put on the suit
you cant wear anything else
oh right no mask. chicken suit but no mask your face has to be visible to the chicken
bring the chicken to a public area. a park or something
let the chicken go and chase it around
and shout c'thulhu f'taughn at it. that's important ok? c'thulhu f'taughn
the words need to draw on the power of people nearby to work properly
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are you absolutely sure that works?
i mean not that i am doubting you or anything. but.
[Just... what even. If this was actually true, there was something seriously wrong with this world.]
...it just seems a little bit out there
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but it's a pretty powerful curse you know
i'm lucky to be alive
but hey if you want to die in a gruesome fashion that's all on you now
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i definitely do not want to die like that. i have important things to do. dying would be a very bad thing.
[...Does he really want to take any chances here?]
okay uh
ill try that then. if youre really sure that it will work.
she'll be keeping an eye out on youtube or something now haha
good luck