omegafriends | #002 - Rumblr/Action

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[Surprisingly, Westar actually does have a Rumblr account. Two of them. One for his regular identity, not really used that much. And one for his alter ego, Hayato. Mostly used for posting and reblogging pictures of food. Because what else would you use this for, right? Today, though, there's a small text post.

It's not private to friends, so anyone is free to respond to it... If they actually want to.]

okay so how can you be sure youre dying?

if it feels like youre dying thats probably enough right? wait does this mean i have to write a will because ive never written a will before. i have no idea what to even write in one.

......im pretty sure that this is what dying feels like though. if i stop posting assume i died.

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[Despite that little drama, this idiot is not dying. At all.

He isn't looking too good, though. He's lying on a park bench, awfully pale. If you get close enough, you may notice he's sweating.

...Yeah, he just has a fever.

He's holding a pen, staring at a piece of paper that is completely empty... except for the word 'WILL' at the top. All caps, bold.

Guess who has literally never been sick before and is freaking out needlessly? Yeah.]

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You should PROBABLY go see a doctor.

depends on the way you're dying

Edited 2014-09-09 20:38 (UTC)

[She's usually a pretty exclusive lurker when it comes to Rumblr but something about this strikes her as just pathetic enough to warrant a comment.]

Usually a will details who you want to leave your possessions to after you've passed on.

You might want to make sure you're dying first.

[A ten-year-old girl happens to be walking by, and looks towards Westar.]

Why are you out when you are so obviously ill? Do you want to infect other people?

[Like Little Miss Kinda Compromised Immune System over here, for example.]

Generally we let doctors sort out if we're dying or not.

[She was mostly replying because the guy seemed to be needlessly exaggerating nothing. But rather than say, a breakup being the end of the world it was death! Nothing to exaggerate needlessly there. Though she had really put him on follow because he cooked pretty well, she was still trying to grasp reblogging, and she was always happy to see food and recipes.

Spark was also curious what a break up was. Dating wasn't very common among her people, but that wasn't really the place to ask someone out for a date. But she decided to anyways.]

How about I drag your butt down to one and we'll see if you're dying all right? Afterwards we can do something fun, maybe? Either to celebrate or give you a nice night to take the edge off.

Edited 2014-09-09 23:24 (UTC)

[ do you know how hard it is balancing hero duty and school

very hard and it's also very exhausting

Which is why a certain Ms Kuroi has skipped her afternoon lessons for today and is making her way home through the park for a well-deserved nap. Maybe eventually she'll get used to this, maybe she won't.

In fact, she's so exhausted that she doesn't even notice Hayato at first and walks right past him -- but then doubles back, frowning in confusion but looking completely unsurprised.

It's Hayato. She just rolls with it now. ]

... Whatcha doin'?

[Sorry, by the simple merit of being seven feet tall, they're very good at casting shadows and looming.

Both of which they're doing right now, reading the big blank sheet of paper that Westar has going here. What are you writing? Is it interesting? Are you a writer? That is so cool.]

What's that? Are you trying to come up with a new plan of attack?

[ It would be hard to come up with one worse than any of his other plans, but Eas believes in her comrade. He can always get worse. ]

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