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omegafriends2014-09-09 09:25 pm
badbadguy) wrote in omegafriends2014-09-09 09:25 pm
#002 - Rumblr/Action
A - Text
[Surprisingly, Westar actually does have a Rumblr account. Two of them. One for his regular identity, not really used that much. And one for his alter ego, Hayato. Mostly used for posting and reblogging pictures of food. Because what else would you use this for, right? Today, though, there's a small text post.
It's not private to friends, so anyone is free to respond to it... If they actually want to.]
okay so how can you be sure youre dying?
if it feels like youre dying thats probably enough right? wait does this mean i have to write a will because ive never written a will before. i have no idea what to even write in one.
......im pretty sure that this is what dying feels like though. if i stop posting assume i died.
B - Action
[Despite that little drama, this idiot is not dying. At all.
He isn't looking too good, though. He's lying on a park bench, awfully pale. If you get close enough, you may notice he's sweating.
...Yeah, he just has a fever.
He's holding a pen, staring at a piece of paper that is completely empty... except for the word 'WILL' at the top. All caps, bold.
Guess who has literally never been sick before and is freaking out needlessly? Yeah.]
[Surprisingly, Westar actually does have a Rumblr account. Two of them. One for his regular identity, not really used that much. And one for his alter ego, Hayato. Mostly used for posting and reblogging pictures of food. Because what else would you use this for, right? Today, though, there's a small text post.
It's not private to friends, so anyone is free to respond to it... If they actually want to.]
okay so how can you be sure youre dying?
if it feels like youre dying thats probably enough right? wait does this mean i have to write a will because ive never written a will before. i have no idea what to even write in one.
......im pretty sure that this is what dying feels like though. if i stop posting assume i died.
B - Action
[Despite that little drama, this idiot is not dying. At all.
He isn't looking too good, though. He's lying on a park bench, awfully pale. If you get close enough, you may notice he's sweating.
...Yeah, he just has a fever.
He's holding a pen, staring at a piece of paper that is completely empty... except for the word 'WILL' at the top. All caps, bold.
Guess who has literally never been sick before and is freaking out needlessly? Yeah.]
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[He just kind of blinks at the word, looking up at this kid. Okay, clearly this child has no idea what she's talking about.]
What are you talking about?
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[Never mind that it will probably cause more suffering than every other Westar plan combined...]
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[This is the first he's heard of this. A... cold? What the heck was that even?]
I have no idea what you're talking about. How would me sitting here infect anyone with anything?
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What kind of isolation from civilization have you been enjoying for your entire life?!
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[Wait, crap, did he even have a fake backstory to justify this? He couldn't really remember right now. Oops.]
...Is it that strange not to know? I guess I just... never heard about it before. Ha... ha.
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...Y-Yes, ma'am!
[HE NEEDS AN ADULT.]
Understood... I think.
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Then get moving.
Idiots who keep making things worse for immunocompromised people...
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[Huh... What was that last bit?]
...Immuno-what now? Is that even a word?
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[And now a little girl is starting to shove Westar off the bench.]
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[Somehow he manages to stay on the bench. Mostly because, despite his lack of strength right now, he's clinging to that bench for dear life.]
That's rude! And I'm pretty sure it's also assault!
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[Yes, it is definitely assault.]
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[She just... Completely and utterly ignored Westar's protest.]
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[He will most definitely not call the cops. He's stupid, but he's not that stupid.
But hey. He can try to bluff.]
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[How the hell does she go from giant ball of ten-year-old rage to perfectly composed so fast???]
You could try the Omegafriends, but I'm pretty sure at least some of them would just drag you home anyways.