#002 - Rumblr/Action

[badbadguy]

A - Text

[Surprisingly, Westar actually does have a Rumblr account. Two of them. One for his regular identity, not really used that much. And one for his alter ego, Hayato. Mostly used for posting and reblogging pictures of food. Because what else would you use this for, right? Today, though, there's a small text post.

It's not private to friends, so anyone is free to respond to it... If they actually want to.]

okay so how can you be sure youre dying?

if it feels like youre dying thats probably enough right? wait does this mean i have to write a will because ive never written a will before. i have no idea what to even write in one.

......im pretty sure that this is what dying feels like though. if i stop posting assume i died.

B - Action

[Despite that little drama, this idiot is not dying. At all.

He isn't looking too good, though. He's lying on a park bench, awfully pale. If you get close enough, you may notice he's sweating.

...Yeah, he just has a fever.

He's holding a pen, staring at a piece of paper that is completely empty... except for the word 'WILL' at the top. All caps, bold.

Guess who has literally never been sick before and is freaking out needlessly? Yeah.]

Comments

[nomorehappiness]

[ He sounds either unusually serious or unusually ditzy. ]

A will? As in... willpower?

[ Eas has been doing a lot of research and all, but she can't be expected to know every silly little custom of this dimensional backwater. ]

[badbadguy]

Ah, no. That's what I thought. Apparently it's a document they need for when they die.

...Eas. I wish I could break this gently, but I'm pretty sure that I'm dying.

[nomorehappiness]

...Don't be ridiculous. You haven't exerted nearly enough energy or gotten anywhere near in enough trouble for that.

[ ...She thinks. It's not like she keeps tabs on him 24-7. WESTAR WHAT DID YOU DO. ]

[badbadguy]

Well, clearly I'm not supposed to be dying. But yet I seem to be anyway.

...It certainly feels like I'm dying, at least!

[Fevers are scary, Eas!]

[nomorehappiness]

The servants of Lord Moebius don't just die from nothing at all. Were you attacked?

[ Westar has the same superior upbringing and background as she does. If he's not safe, then she could be next. ]

[badbadguy]

I think I would know if I was... I... don't really have an explanation at all!

Yet, it feels like my body is shutting down and it's not supposed to do that.

[nomorehappiness]

Well, you're not dead yet, so hurry up and do something about it. You're already too close to useless as it is.

[badbadguy]

...'m not useless.

[...Yeah, you kind of are, Westar.]

Anyway, what am I supposed to do when I don't know what is happening?

[nomorehappiness]

You are right now. I couldn't trust you to fight an angry kitten and win, much less a superhero.

[ Like she'd trust him to be able to beat a superhero anyway. But he's sick, so she's not going to be extra mean and point that out. ]

The soft-hearted people of this world have places called hospitals where they bring unhealthy citizens. Visit one.

[badbadguy]

...I doubt I will ever need to fight a kitten. Even an angry one.

Wait, seriously? Why do they even have that? Don't tell me they're really that fragile here.

[nomorehappiness]

[ Come to think of it that gives her a GREAT idea for a Nakewameke. ]

Oh, they are. You don't think Precure are average citizens, do you? I met a human who thought I needed to go to one because I'd fallen down.

[badbadguy]

[Eas, no!]

...What? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!

I mean, I realized that our enemies are stronger than is average here, but now I wonder how anyone makes it through their day without injury.

[nomorehappiness]

Given how full the "hospital" was, I'm not convinced that they do.

You've noticed how nobody but the heroes walks on top of the roofs? That's not just etiquette. Normal humans are so weak they can't even climb up there.

[badbadguy]

...Well, that explains a lot. The other day I met a girl on the rooftops and she had no idea how to jump right. I had to show her how.

I just thought she was odd.