Not a vacation (video. Filtered to ACTUAL Omegafriends)

[distorts_space]

[A few weeks ago, there was a message sent to the Omegabase from Mystero, Master of the Mind, informing them that he was sending his daughter to Venture City to train with the Omegafriends in hopes of developing her as of yet dormant psychic powers.

Well, she's here.]

So, I guess Mystero told you what I'm doing here. What with Dr. Devious and the confusion of flying half way around the planet, I never really heard who agreed to help out.

I'm already getting antsy here. Any learnable skills you've got, I'll take a shot at learning them. If you're willing to teach them, that is.

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[number1_kerbal]

Not dying is always a wonderful career movie, I highly recommend doing it every chance you get.

So, the first thing you'll have to do is study of course. I can get you the materials for free though.

[distorts_space]

Sounds like a lot of work.

Might as well get on it, though.

[number1_kerbal]

It normally takes about a year to earn a pilot's licence. We can speed that up if you work hard.

I can get you set up with a jet trainer instead of one of those dinky and dangerous light prop things. Something with a proper ejection seat, though I really recommend you not use them. I punched out once, and it made me an inch shorter forever.

[distorts_space]

I was planning to stay here for about a year, so that works out.

[number1_kerbal]

Glad to hear it, I'll get the materials to you today. That is, if you're hanging out at the Omegabase right now.

[distorts_space]

I is.

[number1_kerbal]

Well then, I think my lunch break is coming up, so I can scoot out of work for a few minutes...let's see here.

[distorts_space]

I'm not going anywhere.

[number1_kerbal]

[...Kerbal-X's idea of 'slipping out' still apparently involves putting on a flight suit and a mirror visored helmet. Because gosh darnit, we have reputations to keep up.]

Hey kid. Here's some basic stuff for you to go over.

[distorts_space]

[Gonna think of you as "The Astronaut" forever.]

Thanks.

[number1_kerbal]

[HOW DID SHE GUESS?]

Hey, no problem. Always happy to help kids with any sort of stuff related to science, engineering or flying.

[distorts_space]

I dunno how far I'm gonna take it, but it can't hurt.

[number1_kerbal]

And it's a lot of fun to boot-flying in an airliner just isn't the same as being in the pilot's seat yourself.

[distorts_space]

Less boring, probably.

[Don't mind her she's still getting PTSD from the ten hour plane ride she just took.]

[number1_kerbal]

Yeah, that to.