Not a vacation (video. Filtered to ACTUAL Omegafriends)

[distorts_space]

[A few weeks ago, there was a message sent to the Omegabase from Mystero, Master of the Mind, informing them that he was sending his daughter to Venture City to train with the Omegafriends in hopes of developing her as of yet dormant psychic powers.

Well, she's here.]

So, I guess Mystero told you what I'm doing here. What with Dr. Devious and the confusion of flying half way around the planet, I never really heard who agreed to help out.

I'm already getting antsy here. Any learnable skills you've got, I'll take a shot at learning them. If you're willing to teach them, that is.

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[number1_kerbal]

[...Had Jeb agreed to help out? He couldn't remember.

Still, couldn't hurt to offer.]

I can teach you how to fly a plane. But I won't teach you how to use a jetpack like mine unless you have some kind of durability power that will keep you from dying when you run into buildings or your jetpack explodes.

[distorts_space]

Exploding sounds outside like it'd void my warranty, let's stick to the plane idea.

[number1_kerbal]

Not dying is always a wonderful career movie, I highly recommend doing it every chance you get.

So, the first thing you'll have to do is study of course. I can get you the materials for free though.

[distorts_space]

Sounds like a lot of work.

Might as well get on it, though.

[number1_kerbal]

It normally takes about a year to earn a pilot's licence. We can speed that up if you work hard.

I can get you set up with a jet trainer instead of one of those dinky and dangerous light prop things. Something with a proper ejection seat, though I really recommend you not use them. I punched out once, and it made me an inch shorter forever.

[distorts_space]

I was planning to stay here for about a year, so that works out.

[number1_kerbal]

Glad to hear it, I'll get the materials to you today. That is, if you're hanging out at the Omegabase right now.

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[alilyinthemoonslight]

That begs the question - what do we have to work with?

[distorts_space]

Whaddaya mean? What can I do?

[alilyinthemoonslight]

Precisely. There are certainly things that can be taught, but it is very dependent on what you can do know, and what you can do.

[distorts_space]

WELL. I'm a pretty good martial artist if I do say so myself. Good with swords.

I've also learned about...lesse...feng shui, meditation, autohypnosis, psychic defense, gymnastics...I want to do parkour, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

And you know, normal stuff like math and history and whatnot.

[alilyinthemoonslight]

...martial arts we can work with. Maybe.

But - autohypnosis? Psychic defense? [ Those at least she's curious on. ]

[distorts_space]

All signs say that eventually I'm gonna get psychic powers. No one knows what kind, though, or how to get them to manifest.

So I'm tryin' anything that might help that.

[sonicheart]

Well, I can help with basic mechanics and such. My actual powers, though, not so much. I kinda hope no one else shares their origin...

[distorts_space]

Mechanics like, what, fixing cars and stuff?

[sonicheart]

More precision cybernetics and electronics. Especially the former, since they often require a different hand than most electronics.

[distorts_space]

That sounds very difficult and time consuming.

Let's give it a shot.

[sonicheart]

[Lori blinks. She wasn't expecting a 'yes', actually. But, well, at least it's something she knows well. Confidence, confidence, she can wear the mask while working and be Sonicheart, Sonicheart is confident, that works, yes. Yes.]

... I'd probably best get my Omegabase workshop cleaned up and fixed up a bit then. I usually use the one in my home.

And some sample equipment to work with. So, a quick run to Radio Shed.

After that... Really, just pick a day of the week and a time and we can go for it!

[distorts_space]

School's not in right now, so whenever works for me. Wiiiiiiide open.

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[sebastiancafe]

"I could teach you how to be a Marshal and a Mason. It will take a lot of hard work and you have to be willing to improve your constitution, but your body will thank you for it. You would be a fine hammer swinger and gun man after that. I also would allow you to dip into my private reserve of fine drinks."

The kind a child of her age could consume without aggravating authorities.

[distorts_space]

Your private reserve of drinks.

Just what kind of scam is this?

[sebastiancafe]

"Well, it is something an old mentor of mine gave to me, the recipes, that is. I offer them to other heroes to help them prevent calamities."

[distorts_space]

I'll skip on the drinks. What's a Marshal do?

[sebastiancafe]

"Well, if you don't like milkshakes... A Marshal's job is to keep the peace and hunt down villains."

[distorts_space]

So that'd be like, martial arts and tracking and stuff? Sign me UP!