Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

[robblerobble]

It starts with strange, mop-like creatures that smell of french fries setting up a boombox outside the local burger place. With a click, the boombox starts playing a song on repeat.

And then, with a burst of smoke that smells like cooked beef, appears the famous no-goodnik, THE HAMBURGLAR. Strutting inside the restaurant, he makes a dramatic flourish with his cape, declaiming grandly.

"Cheeseburger, robble robble!"

Behind him, his two Fry Guy minions skate inside, doing their best to look threatening. This is a stickup, diners! ALL YOUR BURGERS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

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[robblerobble]

The two Fry Guys look at each other, rustling in conversation before turning back to the girl and nodding. A tripod and a camera on a timer are produced from...somewhere, and now all that's left is to strike a cool pose!

Meanwhile, The Hamburglar has already stolen all the burgers inside the place with Burger Speed and is waiting on the Fry Guys.

[redfleurette]

Yay! She runs up to the Fry Guys and poses for the picture, and then whips out her phone for another one. "Thanks~!"

She's checking to make sure the picture turned out all right on her phone when she finally looks up and notices The Hamburglar. "Hi! Are you friends?"

[robblerobble]

"Robble robble!"

They are his INDISPENSABLE SIDEKICKS, madame.

Just give him a second to take out his pen and pluck the Polaroid from the camera.

"Robble robble?"

Who should this COMMEMORATIVE PHOTOGRAPH be signed to, madame?

[redfleurette]

Oh no! She doesn't speak Robble! Fortunately, that's easy to remedy! "Honey Flash!"

And now there's a new Fry Guy.

"Robble robble!" Make it out to Honey!

[robblerobble]

"Robble robble!"

My, but that's unusual.

Anyway, the photo is quickly signed - To Honey - keep smiling! From HAMBURGLAR AND THE FRY GUYS

[redfleurette]

Yay! She got an autograph she got an autograph she got an autograph—!!

"Robble! Robble robble?" Thanks!! Is there an event here or something, mister?

[robblerobble]

"Robble robble!"

Not anymore! The burgers have been liberated from their unworthy consumers, and it is now time to retreat. A pleasure, madame.

With a tip of his hat, the Hamburglar and the Fry Guys make to leave.

[redfleurette]

"Rob...ble?" Liberated?

Curious, she turns to the burger joint. 'Unworthy consum—' Hey, wait a...!

"Robble??" Did you do that??

[robblerobble]

"Robble robble."

Of course.

[redfleurette]

She starts hopping up and down a little in agitation. B-but her friends! Are they criminals??

"Robble! Robble!" But that's mean! Why??

[robblerobble]

"Robble robble!"

Anywhere there are people that have burgers, the Hamburglar shall be there to liberate them!

[redfleurette]

"Robble!" That's not liberation at all! Those burgers' destiny was to be eaten!

[robblerobble]

"CHEESEBURGER!"

Yes! Eaten...by THE HAMBURGLAR!