Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

[robblerobble]

It starts with strange, mop-like creatures that smell of french fries setting up a boombox outside the local burger place. With a click, the boombox starts playing a song on repeat.

And then, with a burst of smoke that smells like cooked beef, appears the famous no-goodnik, THE HAMBURGLAR. Strutting inside the restaurant, he makes a dramatic flourish with his cape, declaiming grandly.

"Cheeseburger, robble robble!"

Behind him, his two Fry Guy minions skate inside, doing their best to look threatening. This is a stickup, diners! ALL YOUR BURGERS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

Comments

[number1_kerbal]

Correction Fry Guys. This USED TO BE the local burger place-now it's used as a deep-space tracking relay station/kitchen by the Venture Space Program. So what used to be the dining room is full of computers and machines of every vintage from late 50s to the ultra-modern.

They're still making some burgers in back, but most of the kitchen is gone to computers too, and only a single griddle remains, well isolated from the rest of the operation.

[I swear to god, McMoons is a real thing. ]

[terrorwhatflaps]

Drake's favorite lunch place wasn't exactly Hamburger Hippo, but it was close enough to cut the mustard, so to speak. He'd just been about to order when the cloud of smoke appeared, and, well. Hey. That was his trademark, thank you very much. As the other diners did that usual civilian "flipping out indignantly" thing, he slipped into the restroom.

Moments later, a bloom of blue smoke appeared on the ordering counter. "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the extra pickles on the double quarter pounder of justice! I ... am Darkwiiiiiiiiing Duck! And you and your pom-poms can cheerlead for crime somewhere ELSE, you stripe-d swindler!"

[redfleurette]

"How cute!! Are you the new mascot? Hey hey—"

Who'd notice the burst of smoke when there are mop-like creatures to fawn over and paw at?

"Hey, can I have a picture? Please? Pretty please?"

[anachronisticbilliards]

So Shirogane was sitting there in that booth, eating his burger and minding his own business when suddenly that happens. What. Just...what.

He may look like your average dumbfounded diner, but while one hand remains firmly gripping the cheeseburger he was about to take a big bite of, another casually reaches into his pocket and drops what might be a largish marble. He quietly and gently kicks it away, dumbfounded look still directed at this spectacle.

The marble rolls off to rest behind a trash can, where it then resolves itself into the form of a robot wolf. Said wolf is just waiting to see what happens next before letting the Fry Guy fur fly.

[tiny_revolutionary]

Shinmyoumaru liked to indulge a bit in large people food on occasion. Is that so wrong?

So when a weird guy in a striped outfit suddenly busts into the joint demanding their burgers, she stares for a moment... and then promptly shrinks herself and her burger down to teeny size. You're getting her burger over her dead body!

[bun_bun_maru]

Nasty Burger: What it lacks in quality it makes up for with its mediocre service. But hey, it's a cheap place to grab lunch, and we can't all afford Hamburger in Paradise.

Most people do something along the lines of panicking at the sight of this mysterious burger-themed supervillain. But where others see chaos, Aya sees SCOOP.

Turning around to use her booth like a chest-high wall in a World War II video game, Aya starts taking mad pictures of Hamburglar. However, she's got her back turned on her Southwest Burger...

I COULDN'T RESIST

[magistermentium]

[Well.
Bill can't exactly say he was expecting this when he decided to have lunch at a '50s-style diner today. Although he doesn't find this nearly as weird as you might think. It's more along the lines of mild surprise.... and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
The man in the eyepatch, gold and black faux-tuxedo t-shirt and black jeans turns around in his booth as one of the pom-pom monsters passes by.]

Hey, small fry!

[Grinning, he pyrokinetically forms a blue fireball in his hand, before tossing it at the minion.]

Try not to get overcooked! AHAHAHAHA~!

[This is gonna be WAY more fun than an ordinary lunch.]