Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

[robblerobble]

It starts with strange, mop-like creatures that smell of french fries setting up a boombox outside the local burger place. With a click, the boombox starts playing a song on repeat.

And then, with a burst of smoke that smells like cooked beef, appears the famous no-goodnik, THE HAMBURGLAR. Strutting inside the restaurant, he makes a dramatic flourish with his cape, declaiming grandly.

"Cheeseburger, robble robble!"

Behind him, his two Fry Guy minions skate inside, doing their best to look threatening. This is a stickup, diners! ALL YOUR BURGERS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

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[stalksindarkness]

Having just entered just in time to have lunch with a show, all eyes were on the talking walking duck, and not on him. His focus turned to the Hamburgler who seemed to be the instigator, and the fry guys who were attacking the masked Mallard.

Shadow moved towards the table where the Hamburgler had sat at, making a bee line right for his sack of goodies. He stuck his head right in and went to town on the half eaten meat patties.

Free food!

[terrorwhatflaps]

Darkwing was prepared for a proper goon brawl, however, and leapt deftly over the impending Fry Guy. He did a rather impressive flip in the process, then landed and attempted a well placed Web Kick at the poofy thug's back.

"Heeee-YA-hoi!"

Hopefully he noticed his own disappearing burger soon... or, you know. The lion....

[robblerobble]

As the kick strikes the Fry Guy, the impact sends out a massive cloud of salt as the potato-based goon sprawls out on the floor, his eyes swirling around.

Meanwhile, the Hamburglar...never actually moved from his seat, and by now he's certainly noticed the BURGER THIEF next to him. With a flourish of his cape, he covers the burger he was eating, protecting it as he drops as a Mayo Grenade on Shadow.

[stalksindarkness]

Seriously?!

"Bleeech!" Did you just cover him from head to toe in mayo? DID YOU?

Now, as Shadow shook himself off in much the same way all quadrupeds do when they're covered in something blech- the mayo goes everywhere.

He turns his attention to the Hamburgler and goes to grab him by the cape in his jaws.