Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

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It starts with strange, mop-like creatures that smell of french fries setting up a boombox outside the local burger place. With a click, the boombox starts playing a song on repeat.

And then, with a burst of smoke that smells like cooked beef, appears the famous no-goodnik, THE HAMBURGLAR. Strutting inside the restaurant, he makes a dramatic flourish with his cape, declaiming grandly.

"Cheeseburger, robble robble!"

Behind him, his two Fry Guy minions skate inside, doing their best to look threatening. This is a stickup, diners! ALL YOUR BURGERS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

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Oh, you want the fry? You can have the fry!

Shinmyoumaru, slightly startled, leaps up onto the table and swings at the entire group of Fry Kids with the oversized, EXTREMELY HOT French Fry. Actually, she doesn't mind if they grab it off the needle because holy heck is it getting hot already.

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It doesn't really take long for the Fry Guys to snatch the fry baton, at which point all four of them retreat off to a corner and start devouring their prize.

Meanwhile, the Hamburglar is moving on to his next trick: Mayo Grenades. Hopefully Shinmyoumaru can intercept it before she is covered in mayo!

[tiny_revolutionary]

Something like that.

Remember that straw and lid she grabbed? Well, they're still together. And now with a little Miracle Malleting, they're the size of a large glass pane window. She's got the straw shut tight on the other side, too, in case one of the grenades gets up ins the straw.