Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

[robblerobble]

It starts with strange, mop-like creatures that smell of french fries setting up a boombox outside the local burger place. With a click, the boombox starts playing a song on repeat.

And then, with a burst of smoke that smells like cooked beef, appears the famous no-goodnik, THE HAMBURGLAR. Strutting inside the restaurant, he makes a dramatic flourish with his cape, declaiming grandly.

"Cheeseburger, robble robble!"

Behind him, his two Fry Guy minions skate inside, doing their best to look threatening. This is a stickup, diners! ALL YOUR BURGERS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

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[robblerobble]

The Hamburglar is not even going to dignify that with a response - not that his response would be anything but 'robble robble' anyway.

Instead, he'll just hurl a few Mayo Grenades at the heroic duo.

[hotter_thanthe_sun]

"What the-"

Yang blinked as the grenades exploded, sending condiments spraying through the air. She brought up her gauntlets to defend... only for the mayo to end up splattering all over her.

Including in her hair.

Slowly, Yang lowered her arms, revealing her wrathful expression...

[robblerobble]

...the Hamburglar suddenly has the feeling he might have done something foolish.

[hotter_thanthe_sun]

What followed was a loud scream, followed by a burst of golden fire from around Yang's person, followed by her ejecting cartridges from her gauntlets, and followed even further by her tearing towards the Hamburglar himself, throwing an empowered punch straight for his face.

LAAAAAAATE

[descendsfromshadow]

Blake dodges the mayo grenade easily enough, jumping to the side and preparing her weapon for another attack. When that scream catches her attention, and her gaze snaps toward Yang just in time to catch a glimpse of mayo-coated hair and an... explosion.

Oh.

With Yang leading the charge... maybe a little too much. Blake slips backward, watching the scene from a distance and waiting to intervene when the opportunity unfolded.

[robblerobble]

Okay, yeah, apparently that blonde girl's superpower is punchsplosions and the Hamburglar wants no part of that. Just gonna use Burger Strength to punch down a wall and run.

[hotter_thanthe_sun]

"COME BACK HERE!" Yang shrieked, as she tore off after the Hamburglar. "I'll make you into ground beef for what you did to my hair!"

As she ran, a golden of fire streak followed behind her...