Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

[robblerobble]

It starts with strange, mop-like creatures that smell of french fries setting up a boombox outside the local burger place. With a click, the boombox starts playing a song on repeat.

And then, with a burst of smoke that smells like cooked beef, appears the famous no-goodnik, THE HAMBURGLAR. Strutting inside the restaurant, he makes a dramatic flourish with his cape, declaiming grandly.

"Cheeseburger, robble robble!"

Behind him, his two Fry Guy minions skate inside, doing their best to look threatening. This is a stickup, diners! ALL YOUR BURGERS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

Comments

[anachronisticbilliards]

"Argh!" That was not the move Shirogane was expecting him to make, and the silver-clad hero is momentarily blinded with pink. Not strawberries! Anything but strawberries! He doesn't like those! That was why he'd had the chocolate shake in the first place, for crying out loud! He's flailing around for a napkin or something now.