Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

[robblerobble]

It starts with strange, mop-like creatures that smell of french fries setting up a boombox outside the local burger place. With a click, the boombox starts playing a song on repeat.

And then, with a burst of smoke that smells like cooked beef, appears the famous no-goodnik, THE HAMBURGLAR. Strutting inside the restaurant, he makes a dramatic flourish with his cape, declaiming grandly.

"Cheeseburger, robble robble!"

Behind him, his two Fry Guy minions skate inside, doing their best to look threatening. This is a stickup, diners! ALL YOUR BURGERS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

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[robblerobble]

The Hamburglar is not even going to dignify that with a response - not that his response would be anything but 'robble robble' anyway.

Instead, he'll just hurl a few Mayo Grenades at the heroic duo.

[robblerobble]

It doesn't really take long for the Fry Guys to snatch the fry baton, at which point all four of them retreat off to a corner and start devouring their prize.

Meanwhile, the Hamburglar is moving on to his next trick: Mayo Grenades. Hopefully Shinmyoumaru can intercept it before she is covered in mayo!

[tiny_revolutionary]

Something like that.

Remember that straw and lid she grabbed? Well, they're still together. And now with a little Miracle Malleting, they're the size of a large glass pane window. She's got the straw shut tight on the other side, too, in case one of the grenades gets up ins the straw.

[redfleurette]

"Robble!" That's not liberation at all! Those burgers' destiny was to be eaten!

[robblerobble]

"CHEESEBURGER!"

Yes! Eaten...by THE HAMBURGLAR!

[anachronisticbilliards]

"Argh!" That was not the move Shirogane was expecting him to make, and the silver-clad hero is momentarily blinded with pink. Not strawberries! Anything but strawberries! He doesn't like those! That was why he'd had the chocolate shake in the first place, for crying out loud! He's flailing around for a napkin or something now.

[hotter_thanthe_sun]

"What the-"

Yang blinked as the grenades exploded, sending condiments spraying through the air. She brought up her gauntlets to defend... only for the mayo to end up splattering all over her.

Including in her hair.

Slowly, Yang lowered her arms, revealing her wrathful expression...

[magistermentium]

GO LONG!

[Bill stands up on his seat and punts the incoming Fry Guy, kicking him across the diner. Forming another fireball, he throws it another of the mops with legs, laughing again. He's having a blast, though if this keeps up someone might need to call the fire department...]

[robblerobble]

...the Hamburglar suddenly has the feeling he might have done something foolish.

[robblerobble]

Right, okay, time for the Hamburglar to step in.

'Step in', in this case, meaning whipping out the Ketchup Bazooka and firing a high-pressure blast of ketchup directly at Burny Burny Fire Guy.

[hotter_thanthe_sun]

What followed was a loud scream, followed by a burst of golden fire from around Yang's person, followed by her ejecting cartridges from her gauntlets, and followed even further by her tearing towards the Hamburglar himself, throwing an empowered punch straight for his face.

[magistermentium]

[The psychic is too busy cackling at his handiwork to notice the thief's interference...
That is until he's covered in ketchup.
He turns around, his unpatched eye suddenly burning red... somehow, along with his hair and his clothes. Even his skin tone has changed from tannish-brown to a furious orange. The ketchup is starting to practically boil off of him.]

YOU--!!

[That's it. Playtime's over, buster.
With telekinesis, Bill levitates all the forks and knives off the tables, having them hover in the air before having them shoot towards the Hamburglar... sharp pointy ends first.]

[robblerobble]

Okay, this is bad. Hm.

BURGER SPEED ACTIVATE

The burgers are already wrapped and sacked, so...the Hamburglar decides to just launch a counter-barrage of Mayo Grenades to intercept the floaty pointy sharpness before turning around with a dramatic cape flair and hunkering down out of the blast zone.

LAAAAAAATE

[descendsfromshadow]

Blake dodges the mayo grenade easily enough, jumping to the side and preparing her weapon for another attack. When that scream catches her attention, and her gaze snaps toward Yang just in time to catch a glimpse of mayo-coated hair and an... explosion.

Oh.

With Yang leading the charge... maybe a little too much. Blake slips backward, watching the scene from a distance and waiting to intervene when the opportunity unfolded.

[robblerobble]

Okay, yeah, apparently that blonde girl's superpower is punchsplosions and the Hamburglar wants no part of that. Just gonna use Burger Strength to punch down a wall and run.

[hotter_thanthe_sun]

"COME BACK HERE!" Yang shrieked, as she tore off after the Hamburglar. "I'll make you into ground beef for what you did to my hair!"

As she ran, a golden of fire streak followed behind her...