Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

[robblerobble]

It starts with strange, mop-like creatures that smell of french fries setting up a boombox outside the local burger place. With a click, the boombox starts playing a song on repeat.

And then, with a burst of smoke that smells like cooked beef, appears the famous no-goodnik, THE HAMBURGLAR. Strutting inside the restaurant, he makes a dramatic flourish with his cape, declaiming grandly.

"Cheeseburger, robble robble!"

Behind him, his two Fry Guy minions skate inside, doing their best to look threatening. This is a stickup, diners! ALL YOUR BURGERS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

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[terrorwhatflaps]

Drake's favorite lunch place wasn't exactly Hamburger Hippo, but it was close enough to cut the mustard, so to speak. He'd just been about to order when the cloud of smoke appeared, and, well. Hey. That was his trademark, thank you very much. As the other diners did that usual civilian "flipping out indignantly" thing, he slipped into the restroom.

Moments later, a bloom of blue smoke appeared on the ordering counter. "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the extra pickles on the double quarter pounder of justice! I ... am Darkwiiiiiiiiing Duck! And you and your pom-poms can cheerlead for crime somewhere ELSE, you stripe-d swindler!"

[robblerobble]

Shouldn't have left your burger unattended, Darkwing - The Hamburglar has already stolen all the civilian's burgers using his Burger Speed, but a hero's burger?

That has a special savor that DEMANDS he sit down and eat it with a knife and fork.

"Robble robble!"

At his command, the Fry Guys launch themselves at Darkwing in a Double Fry Roller Kick!

[stalksindarkness]

Having just entered just in time to have lunch with a show, all eyes were on the talking walking duck, and not on him. His focus turned to the Hamburgler who seemed to be the instigator, and the fry guys who were attacking the masked Mallard.

Shadow moved towards the table where the Hamburgler had sat at, making a bee line right for his sack of goodies. He stuck his head right in and went to town on the half eaten meat patties.

Free food!

[terrorwhatflaps]

Darkwing was prepared for a proper goon brawl, however, and leapt deftly over the impending Fry Guy. He did a rather impressive flip in the process, then landed and attempted a well placed Web Kick at the poofy thug's back.

"Heeee-YA-hoi!"

Hopefully he noticed his own disappearing burger soon... or, you know. The lion....

[robblerobble]

As the kick strikes the Fry Guy, the impact sends out a massive cloud of salt as the potato-based goon sprawls out on the floor, his eyes swirling around.

Meanwhile, the Hamburglar...never actually moved from his seat, and by now he's certainly noticed the BURGER THIEF next to him. With a flourish of his cape, he covers the burger he was eating, protecting it as he drops as a Mayo Grenade on Shadow.

[stalksindarkness]

Seriously?!

"Bleeech!" Did you just cover him from head to toe in mayo? DID YOU?

Now, as Shadow shook himself off in much the same way all quadrupeds do when they're covered in something blech- the mayo goes everywhere.

He turns his attention to the Hamburgler and goes to grab him by the cape in his jaws.