Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

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It starts with strange, mop-like creatures that smell of french fries setting up a boombox outside the local burger place. With a click, the boombox starts playing a song on repeat.

And then, with a burst of smoke that smells like cooked beef, appears the famous no-goodnik, THE HAMBURGLAR. Strutting inside the restaurant, he makes a dramatic flourish with his cape, declaiming grandly.

"Cheeseburger, robble robble!"

Behind him, his two Fry Guy minions skate inside, doing their best to look threatening. This is a stickup, diners! ALL YOUR BURGERS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

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[anachronisticbilliards]

That was his milkshake! The one at the table he'd just vacated! Rude.

GaoSilver dodges and rolls, and he whips out his weapon, the Gao Hustler Rod. It looks sort of like a pool cue, a gun, and a sword all had some sort of weird baby. He's now brandishing it like a sword, and he's rushing at Hamburgler. "You're going to jail where you belong!"

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Burger Speed gets the Hamburglar out of the way, and then he's picking up a strawberry milkshake. He raises his arm to chuck it at GaoSilver, pauses, and takes a sip instead.

Then he lunges at the hero and smashes it directly at his visor.

Dodge this.

[anachronisticbilliards]

"Argh!" That was not the move Shirogane was expecting him to make, and the silver-clad hero is momentarily blinded with pink. Not strawberries! Anything but strawberries! He doesn't like those! That was why he'd had the chocolate shake in the first place, for crying out loud! He's flailing around for a napkin or something now.