Time Portal Update! Omeganet, extra-strong encryption

[omegamods]

Okay, Omegafriends: We've identified seven time portals in the city. However, without our resources at the Omegabase, we only have enough energy to open one of them. Lady Blue has to be hiding behind one of them, so we've only got a single shot at getting this right.

Portal destinations:

6,500,000,000 BC
5,321,958 BC
215 BC
1021 AD
1611 AD
1999 AD
5050 AD

One of these portals will get us back on her trail - but which one?

(no subject)

[bun_bun_maru]

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[Disclaimer: Aya friends people pretty easily. If you go to VHS and have talked to her at least once while there, odds are good that you're on her flist.]

Friends! Dear compatriots! I ask for your participation in a simple matter.

As you may know, the time of my 18th birthday is drawing near. Perhaps by coincidence, or perhaps in celebration of this fortuitous event, or perhaps because it's Labor Day, AMC is showing a once-in-a-lifetime event: A marathon of every American movie about ninjas made during the 1990s. All of them, no matter how good or bad. Chronological order, straight from Ninjas of New York to Revenge of the Ninja Queens.

Naturally, to allow such an event to pass us by without mocking the bejeesus out of it would be an affront to everything that our glorious nation stands for. Accordingly, I will be holding a birthday party this Sunday. If you can see this and feel like coming, congratulations! You are invited.

The marathon runs until like 2 in the morning, and I intend to be there for the whole thing. Those who are willing and able may stay with us until morning. By parental decree, boys must leave by midnight.

Kindly RSVP so that I know how many people to expect!


[Action]

Omegafriends! Villains! Other people of the night! There is a new and highly suspicious-looking character about.

Exploring the city, by shadow and by rooftop, at remarkable speed, is a mysterious caped figure in black, her face obscured by a befeathered masquerade mask. She doesn't seem to have any particular obvious goals or destinations - just sneaking around and seeing how well she can navigate the city with her newly-awakened powers.

What sort of strange characters will she cross paths with during the night? That is for you, the readers, to decide!

Audio-Omeganet

[number1_kerbal]

Sooooo. I went and talked to Protector-and he told me that without his maps of the Omegabase, which he kept in the omegabase even he doesn't know where all the entrances of the base are. I mean, not all the phones in town are entrances, are they? Right?

...Guys, please tell me we aren't going to have to survey three thousand telephone booths. I don't want to have to do that.