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A-Omagenet Video Of Highest Importance
"Greetings! Citizens of the city currently known as Venture City. I am General Guy, leader of the Shy Guy army. I have arrived and I wish to make it known that none of you can stand before me and my Excellent, brave, and most certainly skilled Shy Guy army. Those of you who are wise will join my side in the coming conflict and those of you who are unwise will be shoved aside! However, due to current events involving threats from a Baron and this clearly incompetent Dr. Devious, the Shy Guy army will not declare official war upon the city of Ventures for the time being. Instead for the time being consider us in a temporary alliance against such a threat, only to prevent damage to the future home to the Shy Guys. Consider yourselves lucky for this respite from an all out offensive of the Shy Guy Army."
General Guy said this all with a podium in front of him and three shy guys below him saluting. Though when he finishes, he seems to not know what he was doing, as he stands there awkwardly before pointing over at something. "Turn it off Camera Guy! I'm done!" He belted out. There was a mumbled Yessir before the video ended.
B-Text to Omagenet.
Hello. This is Captain Shy Guy. I am sending out a call for anyone interested in a job as a technical advisor for the Shy Guy Army. Anyone skilled with modern or post-modern technology for this world is welcome to apply for a job!
C-Post to Rumbler
Hi. This is Sergeant Guy. This is my rumbler. I figured I'd try to do what the locals do. Already got hamburgers and stuff. I'm glad the local food is good. Chef Guy is such a... what's the word the locals use? Box Wrench? So what do people normally talk about on these?
Oh, right. I love my job. I love fighting and stuff and I'm great at leading my team. My Privates are the best in the Army! We'll beat everyone! Actually, if you want to spar, just leave me a message here and we'll meet you.
"Greetings! Citizens of the city currently known as Venture City. I am General Guy, leader of the Shy Guy army. I have arrived and I wish to make it known that none of you can stand before me and my Excellent, brave, and most certainly skilled Shy Guy army. Those of you who are wise will join my side in the coming conflict and those of you who are unwise will be shoved aside! However, due to current events involving threats from a Baron and this clearly incompetent Dr. Devious, the Shy Guy army will not declare official war upon the city of Ventures for the time being. Instead for the time being consider us in a temporary alliance against such a threat, only to prevent damage to the future home to the Shy Guys. Consider yourselves lucky for this respite from an all out offensive of the Shy Guy Army."
General Guy said this all with a podium in front of him and three shy guys below him saluting. Though when he finishes, he seems to not know what he was doing, as he stands there awkwardly before pointing over at something. "Turn it off Camera Guy! I'm done!" He belted out. There was a mumbled Yessir before the video ended.
B-Text to Omagenet.
Hello. This is Captain Shy Guy. I am sending out a call for anyone interested in a job as a technical advisor for the Shy Guy Army. Anyone skilled with modern or post-modern technology for this world is welcome to apply for a job!
C-Post to Rumbler
Hi. This is Sergeant Guy. This is my rumbler. I figured I'd try to do what the locals do. Already got hamburgers and stuff. I'm glad the local food is good. Chef Guy is such a... what's the word the locals use? Box Wrench? So what do people normally talk about on these?
Oh, right. I love my job. I love fighting and stuff and I'm great at leading my team. My Privates are the best in the Army! We'll beat everyone! Actually, if you want to spar, just leave me a message here and we'll meet you.