Heaven On Earth With An Onion Slice

[robblerobble]

It starts with strange, mop-like creatures that smell of french fries setting up a boombox outside the local burger place. With a click, the boombox starts playing a song on repeat.

And then, with a burst of smoke that smells like cooked beef, appears the famous no-goodnik, THE HAMBURGLAR. Strutting inside the restaurant, he makes a dramatic flourish with his cape, declaiming grandly.

"Cheeseburger, robble robble!"

Behind him, his two Fry Guy minions skate inside, doing their best to look threatening. This is a stickup, diners! ALL YOUR BURGERS ARE BELONG TO HIM.

(no subject)

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

( The plan is in motion... )

[AND THEN, A FEW DAYS LATER OVER THE OMEGAFEED]



[Some people might've seen this guy before. Granted, he used to be a lot more elaborately dressed, but he's been known to do that simple domino mask thing too like he's doing now. Why not the full costume, though?]

Yo! So I hear you guys could use someone with a little more experience on your team! Well, don't worry about a thing! I'm Wild Tiger, and I'm gonna help some of you newbies get into shape properly! Now I know, technically I'm new to the Omegafriends, but I was an ALPHA Pal before! And you probably saw me on the news a few times after that. I think I can help teach a thing or two about the business -- not to mention put a few supervillains away myself!

But, you know, a fresh start needs a fresh costume, and as much as I love the old traditional getup, I think I could use a new image, you know? So we got any tech gurus out there who know a thing or two about a good outfit? I got some ideas I wanna put by ya!

[Some of the older Omegafriends might actually know WHY his old costume isn't wearable anymore... and that he's not filling in people on a dirty little secret that nearly got him killed a year or two back. Hmm.]

(no subject)

[anachronisticbilliards]

Who: Shirogane and Joji
What: Everyone's got to meet for the first time sometime. And maybe they can have an inadvertent team-up, too!
When: Evening of June 12th.
Where: Some pool hall somewhere in a seedier part of town.

( Cue ball, corner pocket )